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Yes, I know, my Title for May is my worst metaphor yet!  I'm going to keep this month as brief as possible.  And it turns out that "brief" may be relative LOL:

Here is a recap of the recap to date:

Hiatus Direction 2016 - Preamble: Birth Love and Death
Hiatus Direction 2016 - January Part 1 - Freddie Reign
Hiatus Direction 2016 - January Part 2 - Into the Wilderness
Hiatus Direction 2016 - February Part 1 - Secret Love Song #1 Louelle
Hiatus Direction 2016 - February Part 2 - Secret Love Song #2 Cheriam 
Hiatus Direction 1016 - March & April - Silent Sprint

So let's begin:

Hiatus Direction 2016 - Come What May


Liam In Paris

One of the reasons that this May recap is lengthy is that I am starting out with Cheriam again. 

Liam and Cheryl did a number of gorgeous high profile red carpet appearances during the month of May,   They went to both Paris of The Global Gift Gala (in which Cheryl was an honoree) and an event in Cannes the Chopard Trophee, in association with Cheryl and L'Oreal.





<---5.9.16,  The Paris Global Gift Gala - I'm sorry, haters, but they are a very attractive couple.  And there is no debate about that.  And he looks at her like she's his world.


And again in Cannes

 <---  5.12.16, Again they are just plain smoking HOT!

But I'm sad to report a couple of things going on regarding this couple from the fandom's POV.

1.  The hate was fast and it was furious.  The 1D fandom hating on a 1D girlfriend isn't unusual, but the nastiness they unleashed on Cheryl's IG, and even on Liam's IG when he mentioned her - was rank vicious.  The two words that trolls liked to use against Cheryl were (and continue to be...)  Grandma and Ziam.  (Yes, people still ship Ziam as though it is real... ::eye roll::)

2.  Even as early as May, pregnancy rumours were very prevalent.  Of course she wasn't actually pregnant... yet.  (oops, Spoiler Alert!)

pssst - a couple of pictures were the basis for the original rumors:

 <--- People started speculating about the shape of her belly in this gorgeous but tight dress.  And about her hand on her belly at the Paris airport.  The people doing that speculation were of course wrong... at that particular time.  ;)

Finally on the subject of Cheriam...

  <--- That is the way he looks at her! ::::thunk:::  Haters can bite me.



Harry's Haircut

Another reason why this May post is relatively long is... Harry got a haircut.

Harry was MIA for most of May, and would generally remain so for the rest of the year.  But on May 6, the big, earth shattering news broke:  Harry Styles had cut his hair.   This shocking turn of events had been anticipated by the reality based portion of the fandom, the fans who understood the inevitability of the haircut.  Remember the news that broke in March that Harry had accepted a role in the Christopher Nolan movie Dunkirk - a war movie - playing a soldier in a WWII period movie.  And we understood that playing such a character is a historical drama would require much shorter hair.  

So RIP Long Haired Harry:

<--- RIP



Here is how this monster news story unfolded:


First, Harry posted a shot of just his hand... holding the erstwhile lock of hair on and Instagram post on May 7th 


 <--- He kindly donated the proceeds for the auctioned lock to a charity, Little Princess Trust, which provides wigs to children who suffer hair loss due to cancer treatment.

This story was covered high and low, such is the magnetism of Harry Style's hair.

Here are just a few examples:


GQ
Glamour UK
E News

The next anticipated step was for Harry to unveal his new look in public.  Alas, new glimpses would be painfully slow in coming.



But Harry didn't post a picture of himself with his shortened hair, leaving his fans waiting with baited breath.  Finally on May 9, the paps found him out and about.  Unfortunately, his hat kept the new hairstyle discretely covered.    The full reveal would have to wait for later in the month.

  <---  Much ado about this haircut.

When the hair cust was at last unvealed, it was indeed in conjuction with Harry's movie role.    In Mid May Dunkirk filming was ramping up on location in the town of Dunkerque France, and in Amsterdam.  And on May 18th, Harry was spotted in Dunkerque and that is where he would continue appear for most of the Summer.  You will see all of that Dunkirk filming goodness in the Summer round up post to follow this one.

On May 26, we got the first official glimpse both of the haircut, and even more exciting, of Harry in costume as a WWII soldier...

 <---  So much more to come!


Sporty Niall



Niall spent May reminding us all of his love for golf.  On May 19, Niall partnered with good friend Rory McIlroy for an event associated with the Northern Ireland Open.  Golf Digest was all over it. Let's just say that the golfing industry seems to regard Niall's involvement in their sport as a very positive thing for attracting new young golfers. Some choice quotes from Golf Digest:

"Amid the negative news dominating golf today (Muirfield and Mickelson) there was some good news. Niall Horan played golf in public. Indeed, if every teenaged girl with a crush on Horan took up golf, grow-the-game efforts could go on hiatus for a generation. Most of the crowd is kids, which is good,” Horan said. “Hopefully they’ll start playing." 




<--- Niall playing at one his May golfing events.


Later in the month he played in another Pro-Am in Surrey





And he closed the month with a charity event for Cancer that he co-hosted with Golfer Justin Rose:



<--- With Justin

But there was one more sporty event that Niall attended at the end of the month/beginning of the next...  But I'll save that for the end of the post.

Finally, Louis


Louis continued living with the complications of his life including being a new dad, and balancing girlfriend and babymama.  Although, we would later learn, that it was in May that Louis learned some truly terrible news that he would be carrying with him for the rest of the year.  A devastating  twist he held in secret from the fans for most of the rest of the year.  

Let's start with Louis and Danielle.  During May they took two rather glamerous trips together.  First they took a vacation to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico...


<--- Seen here taking what must have been a glorious selfie on a Yacht.*  May 12, 2016

*Ahahahaha, Poor Larries.  Another yacht!

Later during their stay in a resort, they were caught making out (and worse) by a long distance paparazzi.  Unfortunately, the Pap caught pictures of Louis taking off Danielle's bikini top, of her topless, as well as the two of them kissing.

 <-- Here are some of the makeout photos, but I won't repost the topless pics... Sorry.

Later in the month, they went on a trip to Monaco for the Grand Prix.  They looked very glam walking around the beach.

 <-- Surely few couples ever looked this glorious and perfect together.  At least for this moment in time.  If only Danielle had had a crystal ball.

Between those two trips, Louis was twice papped in Los Angeles with Freddie and Briana, apparently exchanging the baby in public places for Louis' visitation.

 <-- May 8

 <-- Here on May 19 with Briana.

 <--- Again with Briana on the 21st.
These pubic exchanges in parking lot are actually good practice for parents who are co-parenting.  It keeps the exchanges on neutral ground.  Of course most co-parenting couples are not so high profile.  And Boybander with a Baby is a pap magnet.  :(

Finally, on May 25th, just after the trip to Monaco, Louis and Danielle attended the wedding of James Vardy in London.

<--- Louis and Danielle at the Vardy Wedding.  Looking every inch the happy and in-love couple.

 But the fandom learned later that there was a dark side to this appearance.It was at this event, the fandom later learned, that Louis first learned that his mother's cancer was terminal.  

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On that note, Louis had one more event for the end of the month.  A charity football match in London.  And Niall had agreed to come as well.  For the end of May, we were treated to lovely images of these two boys forming the new IT BROMANCE of 1D.  

Long live NOUIS

 <-- Louis and Niall on June 1.   They put on a fantastic event.

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And the so the year wound on into the Summer.  Things would start to quiet down as the Hiatus settled in on the boys.  The star of the Summer will be Harry Styles.

 

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March & April - Silent Spring

As Spring unfolded, the boys started to retreat a little bit from the public eye.  So for the rest of this series, I'm going to be able to cover whole seasons in one post starting with this one.  Yay!!!  So this one is going to cover most of Spring, specifically the notable events of March and April.

Here is a recap of the recap of 2016 so far.


Hiatus Direction 2016 - Preamble: Birth Love and Death
Hiatus Direction 2016 - January Part 1 - Freddie Reign
Hiatus Direction 2016 - January Part 2 - Into the Wilderness
Hiatus Direction 2016 - February Part 1 - Secret Love Song #1 Louelle
Hiatus Direction 2016 - February Part 2 - Secret Love Song #2 Cheriam


March & April - The Hiatus Settles In


In 2016 the boys of One Direction were on Hiatus obviously, as that is the subject of this series.  That means that, quite often they would be MIA for long periods of time.  With the Winter over, and the Hiatus settling in, most of the boys were starting to take advantage of their break.  Increasingly as the year went by, for some of the boys the MIA periods would go for weeks.

So here are some of the glimpses we saw that Spring.

HARRY'S MAKING PLANS


This tendency to disappear from the public eye for days at a time was especially true for Harry.  There were several months of 2016 for which there were only fleeting glimpses of him.  And that included the Spring.

When he was spotted, it was usually in his usual Malibu haunts such as Nobu Restaurant:

<---  Hanging with his usual crowd outside on Mar 16

  <--- And again on March 20 in those rad shades.

April was more of the same
:



 <--- Getting gas in Brentwood April 3


But even with these sparse sightings in public, Harry was busy shaping his future.  On March 11, Variety announced that Harry had won a part in the upcoming Christopher Nolan movie Dunkirk.  MUCH more on that in the Summer...   Which meant that... 

 HARRY STYLES WAS ABOUT TO BECOME A MOVIE STAR!!!

What's more the rumors of the bidding war between record companies for Harry's services continued unabated.  Much more on that later in the year as well.  The most consistent rumors came from Hits Daily Double and Billboard - That Harry had, or was about to sign with Columbia.  Which meant that...

HARRY STYLES WAS ALSO ABOUT TO BECOME A ROCK STAR TOO!!!!!




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NIALL - The Wanderer Returns

Next, let's see what Niall was up to that Spring.  Basically, after the Australian Open, Niall disappeared into the Wilderness on a backpacking trip to several countries far away from Ireland.  They included Australia, Thailand and Vietnam.  The fandom only saw small, occasional glimpses of him.

The beauty is, that that is the way he wanted it.  And he was having a blast.  Good on him!



<--- A couple of those glimpses.



 <--- He posted this lovely selfie of himself on a beach in the Phillipines

When he got back, his focus was on GOLF again.  He once again attended the Masters Tournament in Augusta Georgia.  Niall was becoming a fixture on the Golf circuit..

 <--- Back at the Masters

and other than that, when he returned from the backbacking trip, he appeared to continue to relax and enjoy himself.



 ,<----  And there was that time he was caught by a Pap peeing on a wall in L.A for no reason.  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But it turned out there was much more ahead in 2016 for Niall then Backpacking, late night hijinx and golf.  Including a surprise twist that nobody saw coming that we will see unfold in September.


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LIAM - Setting Up Housekeeping


I covered Liam quite extensively in February.  But like the others, following the big public splash of the reveal of his relationship with Cheryl, Liam was starting to turn quite private with his life, most of the time.   Probably that was in part because of the negative response he and Cheryl got from so many of his "fans". 

That being said, the glimpses we did get, were in fact, mostly with Cheryl.  They went on a high profile date early in March, which, I think based on the hate they got, may have convinced them to be lower key about their relationship.  Seriously the fandom was not taking it well at all based on the sheer cruelty of the IG and Twitter comments alone.

 
<--- Needless to say the Liam/Ziam fans were NOT impressed with here LOVE necklace.  And the expression on his face while being papped was described as "Tense" and therefore the whole thing was inevitably "FAKE".  This is 1D fandom, so you know the drill.


<---  They were, never the less, very cute on social media.  What little they posted.

But even so, the fandom hopes that this would turn out be be a short term thing were being dashed with each appearance.  But the fandom was going to have to get used to Cheriam, because they weren't going anywhere anytime soon. 

In fact, interestingly, pregnancy rumors would surround this couple from the very beginningThe rumors were of course unfounded... In the Spring...  Spoiler alert:  Just wait till the Fall.  ;)

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LOUIS:  The Exception



Finally, lets talk about Louis .  Unlike the other boys, Louis was all over the place that Spring.  He seemed to be everywhere, doing everything.  With everybody. 



 <--- He was papped quite a few time at a shopping mall called the Calabasas Commons, including the above picture taken on March 16 pushing Freddie in a stroller.  Because Boybander with a Baby will never get old, the Paps were all over it!!


<--- His sister Lottie seemed to be staying with him because he was also often seen out and about with her, such as taking trips to Starbucks for coffee.  Picture taken March 1.

<--- And of course he was papped out and about with Danielle, here on March 6.  They really were very pretty



Finally towards the end of March, Louis' extended family from the UK, paid a visit to Los Angeles so that the whole clan could meet baby Freddie.  Louis' mother Jay brought everyone including her husband, her parents, and her six other children including her two year old twins, Ernest and Doris.


 <--- The entire clan including Danielle was seen at the Calabasas shopping mall on an family outing on April 4. 

 <--- and baby Freddie in his carrier was there too.

The family also took the time to take a Family Portrait during their visit to Los Angeles.  Here we see Jay's beautiful and happy family.  Pictured below is Jay with her seven children, (Lottie, Felicite, twins Daisy and Phoebe, twins Ernest and Doris and of course Louis.)  And there also was her first grandchild, Freddie Tomlinson, age 2 months on the lap of his proud father.  

I'm sure that they are very grateful that they had the opportunity for this photograph.  The rest of the year was going to be harsh for them.  And the end not as happy as the beginning.






Sometimes I wonder if the Universe itself has a way of foreshadowing  some of the inexplicable things it does.  Why else would Jay's eyes be closed in this picture.   It is as though the Universe decided to give the world a heartbreaking spoiler alert.

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So, that was the summary of the Spring 2016, Year One of the Hiatus.  I'm going to do another rather long post for the month of May, But after that I'm hoping to wiz through the Autumn and on to the end of the year.


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Here we are in Part 2 of my recap of Hiatus Direction:  covering the month of February 2016.  Here is a recap of the recap so far:

Hiatus Direction 2016 - Preamble: Birth Love and Death
Hiatus Direction 2016 - January Part 1 - Freddie Reign
Hiatus Direction 2016 - January Part 2 - Into the Wilderness
Hiatus Direction 2016 - February Part 1 - Secret Love Song #1 Louelle

Hiatus Direction 2016:  SECRET LOVE SONG #2 Cheriam

Let's continue with the recap of February aka the month of love.  But we shall shift the focus from Louis to Liam.  And this part is going to be a long one!  Because Liam, had a secret, and it was a blockbuster.

Back in December, it had seemed that Liam was planning a low key Hiatus, one that involved spending a lot of time with his dogs, and which didn't involve making solo music.  But January had muddled that impression.  He had posted a song snippet, appeared on social media with Juicy J and had spent the month globe trotting between London and Los Angeles.  What could be going on with Liam?  

Was it possible that he had been trying to tell us something all along?

 Maybe in retrospect the first clue was Liam's mysterious mid February vacation to the Maldives.  During that trip, he had posted a photo of a rose with a caption indicating he had a "baby" and wishing his Baby happy Valentines Day.   So, who was his baby?   It was certainly a puzzle, and he had the fandom's attention.  


 <-- Also, what was up with Liam and the roses?  First the tattoo on his hand, and now this picture...  


Whatever the case was, Liam arrived alone back in Los Angeles  on Feb 19 looking gloriously happy
.  Not at all like a man who was spending his time sulking with his great dane...

 <--- Yet another one of my favorite Liam Airport pappings.  Such a secretive little smile he had.  The Fandom knew he had been to the Maldives because of a fan sighting at the airport there.  But the vacation did seem quite random...  


Anyway, this brings us back to the night of the Britt Awards on Feb 22 in London - and Lilo's joint appearance.   I talked about Lilo at the Britts in the last entry, and here it is again!  But this time, with added drama, because Liam's Big Secret was about to drop.


<--- Lilo's beautiful Britt Reunion
Portrait. 
Nope, still not the Secret Love Song that everyone would wish ;)    But Love was never-the-less in the air.  

<--- More lovely pictures of our boys from the Britts because why not!






Earlier in the evening, before arriving at the Awards, Liam posted a shirtless selfie to his Instagram while getting ready for the show:

<--- Lordy the boy had gotten in shape since the Hiatus began.  


Perhaps that was a distraction for the fans, because Liam had some other social media activity that evening.  Specifically, he liked a photo that Cheryl Fernandez-Versini,  Popstar and X-Factor Judge, posted of herself also getting ready to attend the event.  In fact, the two of them conducted a short social media conversation involving multiple heart eyed emojis.


<--- In the age of social media, this was essentially an unofficial announcement that 22 year old Liam and 32 year old Cheryl were dating.


Here is Cheryl on the Red Carpet that night, looking banging hot!


 <--- Recognize her yet?



If not, here's a little picture to jog your memory...(I told you those photos from the Last Night on the X-Factor were important LOL.)

<---  This is the full image.  Because there is Cheryl, right in the middle of the picture with...


<--- Liam's arm around her.  Ah ha!  



So, who is Cheryl anyway?   Perhaps before going any further we should get to know her a little bit more.

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A Short History of Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini

Cheryl was born in Newcastle in the north of England to a working class family very similar to the Payne family.  And like Liam, she first came to fame by auditioning on a TV talent show in 2002 called Popstars: The Rivals.  From that, she ended up becoming a member of a very successful girl band called Girl's Aloud.  

<--- That's Cheryl in the middle of this early Girls Aloud photoshoot, 2002.


<--- The glitzier later days
They are actually one of the most successful girl groups of all time.  Everywhere except that is, the U.S. where they are comparatively obscure.

After Girls Aloud went on Hiatus in 2009 Cheryl began a very successful solo career in the UK including three number one albums.  She is one of the most successful solo female artists ever in the UK.  

Other key events:

*In 2003 Cheryl was arrested for assaulting a lavatory attendant.  She was eventually convicted and served 120 hours of community service.  She was acquitted of a charge that the assault was racially motivated. Cheryl was 19 at the time, and has had no repetition of such an incident.

*Cheryl met footballer Ashley Cole in 2004 and married him two years later.  The marriage was tumultuous and Ashley reportedly cheated on Cheryl numerous times. The entire relationship was tabloid fodder all the way until it's end in 2010.

*Cheryl married French businessman Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini in 2014 after dating him for only three months.  That marriage was apparently essentially over by Oct, 2015.  Which was the same timeframe as Liam's unexpected breakup with Sophia Smith towards the end of 1D's last tour.

*Cheryl is a spokeswoman for L'Oreal Cosmetics and has been twice voted the most beautiful woman in the world by FMH

<---  The photo that got Cheryl voted most beautiful woman in the world.

So, in short, even though she is relatively obscure in the U.S., Cheryl is a big deal in the UK.  She is a media tabloid darling and has been in the spotlight for a decade and a half.

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Here Comes The SUN



In the wake of the Britts, rumours about this new possible couple were flying fast and furious.  The fandom was NOT PLEASED and instantly jumped to their old standby - calling the rumored relationship "PR", a "Sham" and spinning stories that is was all just for "Promo".  The comments on Cheryl's Twitter and Instagram blew up with repeated use of the words "Grandma" and "Ziam". 

But nothing is official without a confirmation.  So the fandom waited for the other shoe to drop.  Would a confirmation come?

And it did on Feb 26, straight from Dan Wooton, the Sun columnist who so frequently gets the scope of 1D Members - The Sun dropped the official "Revelation"

<--- The Sun cover In all it's lurid glory.

The fandom was NOT amused. 

And the tabloid coverage was relentless.  And it was all made infinitly worse by the emphasis on Cheryl's age, 10 years older than Liam, and her role as an X-Factor judge, which essentially placed her in a mentor role to young Liam going all the way back to 2008 when  Liam was only 14 years old.  The fact that the couple's first meeting literally took place on camera when one of them was a minor, made the whole thing much worse as well.  The image of the cheeky 14 year old Liam flirting with the 24 year old Cheryl who was already in full pop star/X-Factor judge mode are easy to sensationalize. 

Still, the photos and videos of that meeting were published everywhere and they are, and always will be cringe inducing: 


<--- A GIF of Liam and Cheryl's first meeting.  He was a flirty kid, and she appears to be amused by his flirting.  Well, at least he's the one who did the winking.  But the fandom will NEVER forgive her for this.  Ever.


It is important to keep in perspective Liam and Cheryl were, in fact, both adults in 2016 with a history of a friendship and working relationship that included a song collaboration that appeared on her most recent album.  There is evidence of that working friendship going back to 2014 when she nominated him for the Ice Bucket Challenge.
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One more aside about the Sun Article - it gave a possible explanation for Liam's obsession with roses.

<--- The tattoo in question.


<---  Cheryl has a giant tattoo of roses all over her ass, and her lower back.  The Sun article said that Liam's new hand tattoo was a tribute to this large tattoo.   Liam obviously likes those roses a lot.  ;)

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On the same day that the news broke Feb 26,  Liam did a Pap Walk outside of Sony's HQ in London.  He continued to look gloriously happy:

<--- This is also one of my favorite Liam Pap Walks of all time.  And as this appearance was outside Sony HQ, it seemed to be yet another hint that Liam might make the plunge into solo music afterall.

On the last day of the month, Liam changed his Instagram profile picture to a shirtless picture of himself, with Cheryl in his arms.  It didn't last long because of the brutal hate he got from jealous 1D fans calling Cheryl "grandma" and/or referencing  "Ziam".  

He replaced the photo with a selfie of just himself after only a few days.  But he added the word "Happy" to his Instagram profile. And it that word has remained their ever since.
 <--- the photo in question.

Liam and Cheryl would spend the next month trying to acclimate the fandom to their new relationship.  The fandom remained unkind, but this relationship would continue to be in the public eye for the rest of the year.

Stay tuned.  So very much more to come.

The next segment will move forward to Spring, and the year in review will continue.










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Hiatus Direction 2016 - February - Secret Love Song #1
 
Welcome to the February entry for my recap of Hiatus Direction: 2016.   I'm going to take my time with February.  So, like January, this month will have multiple entries.  February 2016 is worth the effort.  Especially for Lilo.  In the Preamble, I mentioned that 2016 would be about Birth, Love, and Death, and well, February, the month of love, will focus on the Romance.   And specifically it will focus on Liam and Louis and their Secret and not so Secret Romances.   

Here is your recap of the recap so far:


Hiatus Direction 2016 - Preamble: Birth Love and Death
Hiatus Direction 2016 - January Part 1 - Freddie Reign
Hiatus Direction 2016 - January Part 2 - Into the Wilderness




So here we go  Part 1 will continue Louis' story....

Secret Love Song #1 - Louelle

To be honest, If I had been a friend of Danielle Campbell in late 2015 I would have advised her NOT to get involved with Louis Tomlinson.  In general, dating a man who is expecting a baby with another woman is going to ultimately cost you a broken heart.  Yes, I know, Spoiler Alert, but you'll just have to wait for the 2017: Solo Direction series for that Secret Love Song to Play out. 



Anyway, back in 2016, this is an example of what the tabloids were saying:

As HollywoodLife.com previously reported, Danielle is amazed by how wonderful of a father Louis is. “For Danielle, it’s just been absolutely amazing watching Louis as a father. His level of commitment and love has made her fall even deeper in love with him, and she continues to be very supportive of Louis,” an insider tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “She understands that his main priority is his baby boy and she gets it. At first, it was a little challenging, but in the end she sees how happy Louis is and how he’s really evolved into an even more wonderful person.”

Frankly there are a lot of alarm bells in this particular tabloid paragraph which should speak for themselves.  These were not ideal circumstances for which to begin a romance.  But never-the-less, Louis and Danielle were plunging right in.

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Louelle

Feb 2016 began for Louis and Danielle (Louelle) with pap pictures of their dinner date to celebrate her 21st birthday:

<--- Only ten days after Freddie's birth

They were also spotted by Fans at a pre-Grammy Party of Feb. 14 looking very loved up.

<--- Happy Valentines Day.  We all know that a Valentines date means something....

And on Feb. 20 they were papped outside a Bristol Farm's grocery store:


 <--- The couple who shops togerther..

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The Other Side of the Coin


Oh, by the way... Have I mentioned that Louis' life was complicated?  According to Tabloid Reports Briana had thoughts on Louis' new romance.  And really, deep down, could you blame her if she wasn't pleased with the situation?

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 <--- Briana solo papped with her mother and Baby Freddie, Feb 2016

Not that anyone should actually trust tabloid articles, but here is a sampling of what they were talking about in regards to Briana, Louis and Danielle.

First, there was supposedly a custody battle going on.  There were various stories going around that Briana was denying Louis access and/or that he was taking her to court to get more time with his son.  And most articles implied that Briana was asking for Louis to empty his wallet.  It always came down to the implication that Briana was a gold digger  Here is an example article from TMZ-
Custody War Settled:  I Get Custody of the Baby... For a Price


Second, the tabloids were reporting that Briana had Banned Danielle from being in Freddie's life.  These articles portrayed Briana as a jealous shrew.   - Briana Jungwirth Refusing To Let Louis Tomlinson's Girlfriend Near Freddie

Third, were articles documenting the hatefulness and cruelty of the 1D fandom, as Briana defended herself -
Briana Jungwirth Slams Internet Trolls over Baby Freddie Photo



And worst of all was the harassment leveled against Briana and her family courtesy of the One Direction Fandom, Tinhats and Non Tinhats alike. -
Family of Louis Tomlinson's Baby Mama Forced To Call In Lawyers After Death Threats





Of course, I should mention that Tabloid Articles should never be trusted, and yet my point stands.  Louis was embarking on a new romance at the same time as welcoming his new son with poor, jilted Briana.  Which is not to say that louis wasn't doing his duty by his son:

On Feb 19, Louis posting another utterly gorgeous shirtless photograph with baby Freddie.


 <---What really matters (Bonus he's learned to cradle one month old Freddie so much better.)

The Mini-Reunion

Louis' month would end with one last stop - The Britt Awards in London on Feb. 22 with Liam for a One Direction Mini-Reunion.  And remember, I said that Feb. belongs to Lilo, and that is in part because of their joint appearance together for the Britt Awards to accept the groups latest awards.


<--- Many wish that this was the real Secret Love Song of 2016... LOL   They are so samn handsome!

Louis answered many questions that night on the red carpet, looking gloriously happy and healthy


<--- Anyone else think that Liam looks a little Jealous?  Maybe, but another spoiler alert, just wait until 2017 :)

So, this was Louis Tomlinson's life circa Feb. 2016.  On the surface, he seemed to be handling things well.  Unfortunately for him, it would not be getting any easier.   There would be many more secrets just over the horizon about an entirely different Secret Love Song, and and impending tragedy which in Feb. of 2016 no one could have imagined.


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The next installment will cover Liam's bombshell.   









 
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And here we go!

W
elcome to my first official One Direction Series in two years


I'm so excited!  It has been awhile, but I have finally been inspired  to write more of my adventures in One Direction fandom.  One Direction has been on Hiatus for the last two years, and so have I.   But my Hiatus ends today, even if theirs goes on for another ten years.  ;) (Or forever...)

The last series I wrote was my OTRA tour recap of 2015 which I titled Roadkill: A Love Story.   2015, and the OTRA tour feels like a long time ago now.  I remember being quite drained by the time that series was finally finished.  Perhaps that is why my hiatus has lasted this long.  

That being said, I give you a warning, I'm pretty sure this recap of 2016 will also be another opus.   A lot has happened these last two years.  Real life has happened to One Direction, including both the births of children and the deaths of parents.  This story isn't all fantasy this time, it's about babies and surprise romances and also about grievous loss.

First I have a few points of order.  

*This is essentially a combo of the shipping series I did in 2014 and 15, with a Recap similar to the Roadkill series.

*I considered including Zay, but I decided I had my hands full just covering the recaps of OT4.  I will include a Zayn in a follow up post attached to the next series I'm going to do... Speaking of which:

And yes, another warning because I am a glutton for punishment, I'm also planning a followup series to this one which will be called Solo Direction 2017.  But that is down the road.  First comes:


Hiatus Direction 2016: Birth, Love and Death

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The story of One Direction 2016 was a journey. It literally begins with the birth of a baby boy, and ends with the death of his grandmother.
I suppose that was a spoiler alert.


Lets set the stage for 2016 with these images in our minds from the X-Factor in London on December 13, 2015.    This was the last appearance of One Direction together before the Hiatus began.  Remember these. They are important.

 <--- The boys together on the X-Factor stage where it all began for them five years earlier.  Perhaps for the last time.  Perhaps not.  Only time will tell if we will ever see them together again.




<--- There are some great pictures from that night, though I have an unpopular opinion about Harry's suit...



<--- The last group hug  ::sniffle::



This last picture is especially... entertaining... Hindsight being 20/20 and all, but you'll see ;).

 <--- The boys with the X-Factor judges at the end of the evening.



After that last X-Factor performance, as that December moved towards the New Year, each boy prepared to go his own way.  Here's what we knew about where they were headed.

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Niall

I don't think that anyone had high exceptions regarding Niall starting a solo career.  Towards the end of 2015 he had formed a company in partnership with 1D's Management team called Modest Golf.  Niall's interest in golf and participation in various golfing events made everyone assume that his future lay on the course, and perhaps with this new Golf Management company it would.

 <--- One of Niall's many Golf Outings in 2015

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Liam


Liam had spoken several times in interviews that he was planning to write and produce music for others, but not necessarily for himself during the upcoming break.  Believe me, lots of Liam girls were heartbroken about the prospect of no Solo Liam.   But because of his statements there were few expectations for a solo career.  He had also recently broken up with his long time girlfriend, Sophia Smith so it seemed that he was in a lonely place.  He was posting a lot of pictures of quality time with his enormous Great Dane.  Oh how little we knew...  LOL  


<--- Liam with his Great Dane, Watson



 <--- Hint Hint



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Harry


Because Harry is everyone's Media Darling, there was a rumored bidding war going on to sign Harry's solo record deal, which everyone other than the willfully blind* knew was going to happen.  Harry did nothing to dissuade those rumors when he made an extremely public appearance on New Years weekend, in Saint Barts, on a Yacht, with Kendall Jenner and his music management company owning best friend Jeff Azoff.  The paparazzi were all over it.


 
<---Harry & Kendall on the infamous St. Barts New Years Yacht excursion.


There was even what appeared to be a contract signing ceremony on New Years Day for Jeff to officially become Harry's new manager.  The theory is that New Years day, 2016 was the first possible day that Harry was free to sign a new contract.

 <--- signing ceremony photographed by Kendall herself...

* The Willfully Blind = the fandom's plague of tinhats...  I'll probably address them in this series in one way or another.



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Louis

Finally, Louis prepared for the upcoming birth of his child with his Ex Briana Jungwirth by revealing that he had a NEW girlfriend, Danielle Campbell (known for playing Davina on The Originals).  In late December, she took him to meet her parents in Chicago, and fans spotted them all over various places in and around the Chicagoland area for a solid week.  And then he took her to the UK for the Holidays with his family in Doncaster. 



<--- Louis hugging Danielle from behind at an Oberwies, a local Ice Cream parlor.


 <--- One of Louis and Danielle's stops was a tattoo parlor, where Louis apparently had a penguin tattooed on his ass.

Meanwhile Briana waited in Los Angeles for 2016 to come.

 <--- Briana chilled out in L.A... Waiting.  Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick.


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And so began 2016, Year One Of Hiatus Direction.
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This is the last of the Weed Scandal Aftermath series. Though, I will continue to keep you all alerted on Zouis' redemption status. If someone is photographed with a puppy, or wearing their fiancé's clothing, you will be the first to know.

Let's Recap each member's role in the aftermath.






Liam Payne did the early heavy lifting. First, he dramatically won back his girlfriend the day after the scandal hit, creating some happy stories. Then he carried the weight of the whole band by making the only official public response to the scandal via Twitter. Finally, he tweeted about chicken. Which is a dinner. As in poultry. So, in short. Liam is the DADDY.





Harry Styles floated above it all. No way, no how was he involved in any stinking drug scandal, and he was furious about the whole damn thing. Plus there was a puppy, and maybe he was naked, the world still wants to know. Harry was just the AGGREIEVED INNOCENT BYSTANDER in all of this.





Niall Horan, coming off his glorious homecoming in Dublin, and his victorious charity football match simply lent his sunshine in solidarity with the other two golden boys. Sweet IRISH PRINCE.





Zayn Malik, AKA Culprit #1, kept a low profile, except to be spotted backstage at his fiancé's concerts. He also got a big, forgiving hug from Liam on stage at Wembley, and has since been spotted with a kitten. In short, he's going to be OK.





Louis Tomlinson, AKA Culprit #2, and the harder case, because he filmed it, and because he said the N Word, kept an even lower profile. But behind the scenes, it turned out he was in the midst of a huge business deal that has landed him as co-owner of his favorite sports team. In short, he's going to be OK too.

In the end, they are all just RAYS OF SUNSHINE. Speaking of which...

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When a band's in deep water, and needs some good publicity, what is the single most valuable event they can hold? CHARITY of course. Especially a Children's Charity. So, on June 10, two weeks after the scandal hit, the entire band participated in a photo op with a London charity for sick children called Rays of Sunshine. This is a charity they have been previously associated with.

There were lots of gorgeous and heartwarming pictures from this event:











I mean seriously, how do you beat that?

And there was this cute bit:



Perfect. Of course Niall. He is the Living Ray of Sunshine, after all.

Rays of Sunshine everyone. Rays of Sunshine. :)

Good way to end, yes?
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I might be reaching with this one, but it's kind of funny, so I'm going to go with it. If you recall, the most worrisome part of the Zouis Weed Video was the many mentions of the acquisition of "chicken" at the band's next stop in Chile. Chicken is apparently drug slang for a kilo of cocaine. Troubling indeed, though sadly not surprising. Anyway, 1D has a bit of a history talking about chicken. Particularly KFC*. Here they were discussing the lyrics to a Midnight Memories:

 

Even in their movie (This is Us, released last year, available on DVD...) Niall did a lyric change to one of their songs, Change My Mind. The normal lyric is "But baby if you say you want me to stay, I'll change my mind." But in the movie Niall sings instead: "But baby if you say you want me to drive, to KFC." After which, Liam is heard saying to Niall, "I love chicken." (Talk about that line having a potential new meaning in the wake of the scandal... Oh noes! ;) But since the scandal, the chicken dinner references have hit a new level. It seems that it has become important to reinforce the idea that these guys just love them some deep fried poultry. Here is the actual photo of KFC being delivered to their plane as they left Glasgow Scotland. That's right, they took the trouble to make sure the guy delivering the chicken dinners to the plane was photographed and published...



 And here it is again when they were leaving Edinburgh. Their food delivery was photographed and published: Photos of the bags of Nando's chicken ready and waiting for them at the airport.

 




Finally, it was back to Liam, and this series of odd tweets...


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Note the date, May 31. Three days after the scandal hit and the same day that he made the apology for going sideways. So, anyway, like I said, I could be reaching, but boy does it sure seems they want the world to remember that they are big fans of chicken dinners. Pretty hilarious, no?. And also, I promise that this is the last post about the Zouis Weed Scandal to focus so much on Liam. There is so much more to talk about. The next one is all about Harry, who was displeased.

*With the KFC references, I would bet they have some kind of product placement deal with the company. These things aren't a coincidence.
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This is Part Two of One Direction Weed Scandal: The Aftermath. This is the part in which the actual sinners, Louis and Zayn, remain silent, but Liam tweets apologetic things on their behalf.

 <-- Zouis: Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson, AKA The Guilty Parties

The now infamous Weed Video appeared on the Daily Mail website on May 28. When asked to comment, One Direction's management told the Media that "The matter is in the hands of the lawyers."

Meanwhile the One Direction fanbase, was basically going insane, particularly on Twitter. Some frankly disturbing things started to trend worldwide. Examples: "Cut for Zouis", "Skin for Zouis", etc. (The first one was a suggestion that people cut themselves in honor of the scandal, and the second, an exhortation to post naked pictures of themselves... so, yeah, bad, bad stuff.)

Since Zouis themselves were probably on lockdown, it was Liam, the designated responsible daddy of the group, who went on Twitter to calm things down. His tweets: (all spelling errors and lack of punctuation come from the source. Responsible he may be, but a good speller, his is not...)

Liam Payne @Real_Liam_Payne · May 28

Woah there's some pretty weird shit going on ATM everyone just calm down and don't do anything stupid cuz u can't take it back

I know some people are having a laugh and that's all well and good but some people will take this shit serious so I suggest we stop

Today is such a weird day why don't we do a #wearahoodyfor1d or a #WearAsManyClothesAsYouCanAtOnceFor1D


And this did succeed to change the tone. #WearAsManyClothesAsYouCanAtOnceFor1D actually started trending... Ahhhha. (As did #thankyouLiam - it's good to be daddy.)

of course, this didn't address the problem, it was just a response to the sick twitter trends. But for the next three days, these tweets were the only communications coming from the 1D camp that even indirectly addressed the firestorm.

It wasn't until May 31 that again, daddy Liam went back onto Twitter with a more formal statement, both to defend the band from media criticism, citing a specific article written for the Daily Mail by Jan Moir, and kinda, sorta, vaguely apologizing for "going sideways".


Liam Payne @Real_Liam_Payne · May 31

Just read a daily mail article written by Jan Moir some of which I totally agree with but some things you are far off your game my friend




Think you'll find I've written a lot of the next album and songs on the last I play piano Niall plays guitar that ok?




like so many writers before, consistently get things wrong looking down there noses thinking they are oh so right

Anyway thank you for your lovely words mrs moir sorry we let you down so fantastically maybe next time a little research is in order

I love my boys and maybe things have gone a little sideways I apologise for that.We are only in our 20's we all do stupid things at this age

We all have a lot of growing up to do in an extreme circumstance I'm not making excuse but it's fact we are gunna fall short somewhere

Hopefully we stand the test of time an get it right in the end I don't take this for granted and im extremely grateful to be here doing this

Thank you to everyone who has stuck with us through this just know that we love you guys for it and it means the world


So, to review what this does and doesn't say... It doesn't mention the weed, it doesn't mention Louis' use of the N-word. It apologizes for going sideways, but not for anything specific.

It also plays the youth card as an excuse for bad behavior, which is probably the part that has received the most objections. Because, actually, it isn't true that everyone in their 20's goes off the rails.

Liam actually does a good job defending the band from Jan Moir's main criticisms. The boys have actually steadily improved their musicianship, song writing and singing. And they have always gone overboard with thanks and appreciation for their young fans.

Moir's article has other harsh things to say about the scandal, and Liam admits right up front that he agrees with much of the article. So in that regard, he gains some credibility points.

And, this "apology" has generally been accepted as an official response. And it is in fact the only official words spoken in the two weeks since the scandal broke.

As a piece of PR, this seems to have mostly succeeded. The biggest flaw, of course, is that the two culprits have remained silent on the issue. But, hey, it got some nice publicity for Liam...

 <--Daddy, yeah, I'm sure he's very, very responsible.



Next up will be all about Delicious Poultry Dinners...
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My next series of posts are going to be about the aftermath of One Direction's Weed Scandal, which broke on May 28.

The first PR move One Direction's management team made was obvious and immediate. Distraction. They needed people to look away from Zouis and the weed, at something else. Anything else.

What they really needed was to get some kind of happy story into the media to take some of the attention away from the weed. Luckily, they had the perfect such story available and easily at hand. It was, of course, Young Love. There was nothing subtle about what happened next.

Specifically, it was Sophiam. Liam, one of the untainted members of the group, had broken up with his girlfriend Sophia Smith earlier in the spring. This happened shortly before the beginning of the band's current tour in early April. There were claims he was concerned about the difficulties of a long distance relationship while on tour. But according to many sad, lonely tweets Liam made during the opening leg in South America, he was heart broken about the breakup.

Liam's heartbroken tweets: A sampler



Low and behold, the very day after the scandal hit, Liam and Sophia (i.e "Sophiam") were very conspicuously seen together, holding hands and looking adorable, even as the scandal swirled about them. And they have been seen together constantly since. Twitter, Instagram, shout outs at concerts, suddenly Sophiam was everywhere.







Young love. It's a great story. Always has been. Always will be.

(I think they are adorable, but that's just me. You know fandom when it comes to women dating fav hot guys...)

Anyway, no, I don't think the timing of the reunion was a coincidence, though I think based on several things that the reunion was genuine, if conveniently timed. Many in the 1D fandom think that all relationships that any of the boys has with a girl is "PR". But I think that this is often, obviously wishful thinking. A celebrity relationship being shown off for media attention doesn't mean it's a "fake relationship". PR can be made over real couples too, ya know... I think the sudden, lovely heavey dose of Sophiam was a convenient way to put a nice story out in the wake of a PR crisis. Plus, they are adorable.

As an aside, there were actually some indications during the break-up that maybe they weren't that broken up. Sophia was seen with Payne family members in England, while he was moping sadly about in South America. I think it is entirely possible that the break-up was just as much for publicity as the make-up. (He was getting a shit ton of attention over his sadness over it all...) I don't know where they were going to go with Single Liam, but the whole thing in the end has made Sophiam a much hotter couple then they were, and has inserted drama into a relationship that previously didn't really have any. Bonus.

It also has a side benefit of returning Liam to the role of Responsible One and/or The Daddy. A role he needed in order to execute part 2 of the rehabilitation strategy - The Non-apology Apology. But that's for the next post.

The Sophiam PR move was a no-brainer, and was executed well. It got happy stories into the press during the heart of the weed video backlash. Mission Accomplished.

Next up - That non-apology apology...
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Hey! It's Liam's birthday. I posted a versoin of this in January even though it was not his birthday. But now, it is! So here is an update...

Here is Liam Payne in all his incarnations:

<-- cute little caterpillar from the What Makes You Beautiful era.



< -- through the chrysalis stage (The Little Things era)

< --- To full grown butterfly (The Story of My Life era)

How adorable is that?

< --Holy God.  Just sayin' This is Recent Liam. He never seems to stop changing.

Liam is a Chameleon. Behold:

 <-- This is the same person four years apart. (This is from Tumblr today)


So on to the five facts you need to know about Liam Payne.

Under a Cut for Pictures )



Oh, and here is my fav GIF from the WWA Tour:

 The iconic microphone flip... Because he's danger man.

So Happy 21 Liam Payne, many happy returns.

And FYI, Niall's 21 is in 15 days. So there will be LOTS of Niall coming up. Starting with the Narry post that I still need to write.


And here are the posts about the other boys:  Zayn, Harry, Niall, Louis
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It is not his birthday, but Liam Payne has been having a tough January.  First he was photographed standing on a 34th floor ledge holding a beer bottle. (And had to apologize on the cover of the tabloids for the stupidity of the stunt...) And then he tweeted that he was a fan of Duck Dynasty, apparently unaware that this would cause a controversy.  A twitter meltdown ensued.  Just Liam and his 15.6 million followers and the irony of a member of One Direction being accused of homophobia.

So, lots of bad press lately for this one.  ::sniffle::  I'm sure that Liam will get his sh1t back together because he is a master of transformation.  See below.  And he is still the kid who sang "Cry Me A River" to Simon Cowell at the age of 16.  So he'll be fine. ;)

Here is Liam Payne in all his incarnations:

<-- cute little caterpillar

<-- through the chrysalis stage

<--- To full grown butterfly

How adorable is that?

Get the Facts About Liam. And his epic puberty. And why he's totally Gryffindor! )

Oh, and here is Liam's finest moment:

<---I JUST CAN'T

For some great Liam moments, and why he makes little girls swoon -- See the Saturday Night Live Performance from last December of Through the Dark.

And also the performance of Story of My Life from the American Music Awards.

And may he have a better February.

And here are the posts about the other boys:  Zayn, Harry, Niall, Louis
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I believe these are from February...


Liam on Vacation 1


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